Spotify < Apple Music


I’ll keep this short and sweet. I’m team Apple Music and I always will be. The student discount I get (even though I dropped out of college 3 years ago) along with *checks notes* ummmm……I got nothing.

Well hey at least I can listen to my music this morning without my app crashing!

To everyone who will be joining Apple Music after this latest fuck up from Spotify I welcome you to the family with open arms. To everyone who is staying in a hapless marriage to Spotify just because they’re the only place you can listen to Joe Rogan we’ll keep a uniform waiting for you when you decide to suit up and play in the major leagues with us.

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