We are barely staying afloat as sports fan right now, we have absolutely nothing to come home and watch. With all that free time to use…you know where I’m going.
So, in a world without sports, there are two things you can do for fun.
- Create Lists/Argue About Lists
- Jerk Off
One Twitter user was smart enough to combine the two together:
https://twitter.com/simppilgrim/status/1277654193549930496?s=21
Everyone has been this guy shit and making fun of him! How rude! This is a lot of great data!
Plus, I respect the hustle. 370 porn stars? I couldn’t even list 370 people, alive in general. Period.
BuzzFeed has 24 hours to respond!
It’s also crazy that people were absolutely SHOCKED that one person could rattle off 370 chicks on Pornhub, but then everyone had an opinion on the individual rankings of those porn stars. Hmmmm, I think some of you have emptied your browser histories more than you care to admit!
Just say thank you to the fact that this guy gave you the ability to search one name a day for an entire year and then some.
If only the jackass who put Sean McVay ahead of Doug Pederson on his best NFL coaches list had dedicated the time and effort to his list as the porn star guy did with his.
Ok, Eagles fans calm down. Here is your explanation why Sean McVay is a better coach than Doug Pederson according to @seanjwagner
Career records as head coaches:
• Pederson 38-26 .594 win%
• McVay 33-15 .688 win% https://t.co/qObPOGoMHu pic.twitter.com/QS9JuMZ8q1— CBS Sports HQ (@CBSSportsHQ) June 29, 2020
It’s insane that in a week where someone ranked THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY PORN STARS, this hot take jackass ranking NFL coaches had the most asinine list in recent memory.
Kudos to you, anonymous porn star ranker. You have a sharp mind, and even stronger forearms.