Henry “Triple C” Cejudo enjoyed one of the many perks that comes with his (probably not permanent) retirement during his episode of the Joe Rogan Experience this week and holy shit The King of Cringe lived up to his nickname while token the reef.
Jesus Christ that form is awful. You’d think for someone who goes to extreme lengths to train for fights that Cejudo would’ve done the same in preparation for sitting down with Joe “DMT” Rogan for 2 and half hours.
That form is that of a rookie cop who is doing a ride along with a veteran officer as he becomes acclimated with the LAPD’s narcotics unit. Wait a minute. Did Henry Cejudo watch Training Day to learn how to smoke weed?
HOLY SHIT HE DID! Of all the movies about smoking weed to watch for inspiration he chose this? Come on man! You could’ve watched Half Baked, Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke, Dazed and Confused, Pineapple Express, Harold and Kumar, or even Grandma’s Boy! The list goes on and on with about a 100 more movies before you even make your way down to Training Day.
Hell you don’t even need to sit down and watch a movie if you’re pressed for time just open Twitter and watch Barstool’s own Dave Portnoy with his “Monster Hits Only Club”
If Henry Cejudo takes this same kind of half assed preparation back to the Octagon after his retirement is over you can expect Sugar Sean O’Malley or Cody Garbrandt to knock his head into the empty nosebleeds on Fight Island.
And just so none of you Branders never embarrass yourself like Triple C did on a international scale I am posting two videos of me smoking weed like the cool guy that I am to hell you avoid embarrassment.
Henry smoking image via Reddit (LINK)
Training Day Gif via GIPHY (LINK)