HBO Max has finally arrived for the low price of $14.99 a month (with a 7 day free trial) and I for one am excited as a shit for this streaming platform to suck the life out of me when I sit down to watch it after work tonight.
I am putting so much effort into planning my 1st night of HBO Max you’d think we were celebrating a 2 year anniversary. I am currently queuing up all the shows I want to watch over the course of the next few months like a spoiled kid pointing out to his dad (fresh off a divorce and willing to spend all of his paycheck on whatever his son wants so he can be as cool as mom’s new lawyer boyfriend) all the toys in the store that I want. While I don’t expect to everyone to have the same taste in shows as me I am going to list every show on HBO Max that I’ll be throwing in the queue.
TV Shows
Aqua Teen Hungerforce
Band of Brothers
Barry
The Carbonaro Effect (Just Kidding)
Crashing
Curb Your Enthusiasm (Obviously)
Dane Cook’s Tourgasm (Am I goofin? Am I not goofin? That’s for you to figure out.)
Deadwood
The Deuce
Doom Patrol
Eastbound and Down
Entourage (S1-S4 only)
The Flinstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Generation Kill
Home Movies
The Jetsons
Josie and The Pussycats (I’m a big Hanna–Barbara fan sue me)
The Larry Sanders Show
Looney Tunes
Mad TV
Mr Show
Oz (The OG of HBO TV)
Popeye
The Powerpuff Girls (I’m a 90’s kid)
Righteous Gemstones
Robot Chicken
Scooby Doo Where Are You? (Nostalgia Boner)
Silicon Valley
Six Feet Under (Never seen it)
South Park
Space Ghost Coast To Coast (HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY HAVE IT!) 
Tom and Jerry (You should’ve seen this coming)
True Detective (Season 1 only)
Vice Principals
The Wire (I just recently finished this, looking forward to my first rewatch)
Yogi Bear
Now will I watch all of these shows front to back? Probably not. I’ll be lucky to hit the halfway mark by Fall 2020 on this list but this gives you a good idea of what to expect with HBO Max.
Oh yeah and they have some stupid show about 6 comrades who live in NYC and bang each other (except for the brother and sister).
Header image via Variety (LINK)
