Here’s what I’m queuing up on HBO Max Day 1.


HBO Max has finally arrived for the low price of $14.99 a month (with a 7 day free trial) and I for one am excited as a shit for this streaming platform to suck the life out of me when I sit down to watch it after work tonight.

I am putting so much effort into planning my 1st night of HBO Max you’d think we were celebrating a 2 year anniversary. I am currently queuing up all the shows I want to watch over the course of the next few months like a spoiled kid pointing out to his dad (fresh off a divorce and willing to spend all of his paycheck on whatever his son wants so he can be as cool as mom’s new lawyer boyfriend) all the toys in the store that I want. While I don’t expect to everyone to have the same taste in shows as me I am going to list every show on HBO Max that I’ll be throwing in the queue.

TV Shows

Aqua Teen Hungerforce

Band of Brothers


The Carbonaro Effect (Just Kidding)


Curb Your Enthusiasm (Obviously)

Dane Cook’s Tourgasm (Am I goofin? Am I not goofin? That’s for you to figure out.)


The Deuce

Doom Patrol

Eastbound and Down

Entourage (S1-S4 only)

The Flinstones

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Generation Kill

Home Movies

The Jetsons

Josie and The Pussycats (I’m a big HannaBarbara fan sue me)

The Larry Sanders Show

Looney Tunes

Mad TV

Mr Show

Oz (The OG of HBO TV)


The Powerpuff Girls (I’m a 90’s kid)

Righteous Gemstones

Robot Chicken

Scooby Doo Where Are You? (Nostalgia Boner)

Silicon Valley

Six Feet Under (Never seen it)

South Park

Space Ghost Coast To Coast (HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY HAVE IT!) 

Tom and Jerry (You should’ve seen this coming)

True Detective (Season 1 only)

Vice Principals

The Wire (I just recently finished this, looking forward to my first rewatch)

Yogi Bear

Now will I watch all of these shows front to back? Probably not. I’ll be lucky to hit the halfway mark by Fall 2020 on this list but this gives you a good idea of what to expect with HBO Max.

Oh yeah and they have some stupid show about 6 comrades who live in NYC and bang each other (except for the brother and sister).

Header image via Variety (LINK)

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