If you’re like me and bored out of your mind during this quarantine you’ve done things you normally wouldn’t do. For example, I’ve been doing ab workouts with my girlfriend (although I’m pretty sure the beer I drink on the weekend cancels out any progress I make) and we’ve been watching way more movies than normal.
One of those movies was The Wrong Missy starring David Spade and Lauren Lapkus. Now I’m not here to review the movie, although I will say I enjoyed it for what it was (it’s a Happy Madison production I don’t expect Oscar worthy content). But one of the main complaints I read was “THERE’S NO WAY THAT CUCK SIMP DAVID SPADE COULD BANG MOLLY SIMS!”
In real life David Spade is according to Wikipedia (via E! News) a “bachelor-era George Clooney of the comedy world.”
That’s right David Spade is 5’7 non committal pussy slayer! If you don’t believe me why don’t we just run down the list of women he’s been linked to. Heather Locklear, Laura Flynn Boyle, Julie Bowen, Teri Hatcher, and Naya Rivera.
Now at this point in the blog I ask that you google the first 4 women and put “90’s” after their name (or just ask your dad about them) and you’ll see that Mr Spade hasn’t done to bad for himself. Scratch that I’m going to do you the readers a solid and provide pics.
Heather Locklear (image via Wikipedia)
Teri Hatcher (image via Comic Book Galaxy)
Laura Flynn Boyle (image via Legit.ng)
Julie Bowen (image via Deadline)
Naya Rivera (image via Metro UK)
Now anytime you watch Joe Dirt, Dickie Roberts Former Child Star, The Benchwarmers, Grown Ups, The Do-Over or The Wrong Missy the only thought that’ll be crossing your mind while watching is “did David Spade have sex with his smokeshow costar?”
The answer is…OF COURSE!
David Spade fucks.
Header image is courtesy of the fine people of Wikipedia