One day I'll be president and all my haters will submit to my authority pic.twitter.com/wrpAD1YzYD— Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) May 14, 2020
I don’t think I’ve ever looked forward to anything more in my life. Can you even begin to imagine how funny Twitter will be when she announces her presidential campaign? Or her first slip up during a debate? Do you think people running against her would bring up how she shit herself at a party or would they just leave that to the internet.
Recently she said how women are too emotional and shouldn’t be allowed to vote because of it, so naturally when asked about why she thinks people should vote for a women she had an all time response.
Not every woman can be a Queen like me 👸— Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) May 14, 2020
I mean hats fucking off. That is a spin zone for the ages and I’m not mad at it. She is going to need to toughen up a bit though, her mentions are constantly a dumpster fire, or maybe I should say a… shit show, and they are just going to keep getting worse.
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the National Anthem performed by President Kaitlyn Shittit. https://t.co/D1fg2ARkbV— matthew (@BTFMatthew) May 14, 2020
Last but not least I just can’t make a blog about poop girl and not mention her Twitter bio.