Is Jalen Hurts The Hottest Athlete In Philadelphia Sports History?

Without even suiting up for a game for the Eagles, am I ready to declare Jalen Hurts the hottest athlete in Philadelphia Sports history?



When the Eagles first drafted Jalen I wasn’t sure what that green would do for him. Especially because I am starting to feel like people are even scared to photoshop a Bengals jersey on Joe Burrow. Like, what the fuck is this???


But after seeing this Kelly green mockup on Jalen Hurts I am declaring him the hottest athlete in Philadelphia sports history.


Let’s consider other Eagles options. Zach Ertz is a strong #2 but who else do we really have to choose from? McNabb? Brian Dawkins? Jason Kelce? Carson Wentz isn’t exactly a heartthrob.

Any threats over on the Sixers? I love Allen Iverson but he could never thirst trap. Dr J wasn’t exactly a panty dropper. I’m sure there aren’t any flyers players that could rock that white suit like Jalen.

At this point I know everyone is just screaming WHAT ABOUT BRYCE HARPER?!?!?!

This the guy??? Couldn’t hold Jalen Hurts’s jockstrap.


People fawn over Bryce Harpers hair? Jalen can give you artistic fade…

And blonde dreads.



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