Good News: Refrigerated Trucks That Were Storing Dead Bodies During the Coronavirus Pandemic Can Start Delivering Food Again

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Every time you turn on the news these days it’s bleak and dark. It’s time to start infusing some cheerful spirit into the grim headlines we’ve been seeing. Let’s start right here, and right now:

“The FDA released a grim handbook on how to convert the big rigs back to their typical purpose of hauling food — even if blood or bodily fluids leaked inside, in some cases.”
“Refrigerated food transport vehicles and refrigerated food storage units used for the temporary preservation of human remains during the COVID-19 pandemic subsequently can be safely used for food transport and food storage under certain circumstances,” the guidance reads.
See! There is a light at the end of the tunnel!
I’ve never watched the Walking Dead spin-off but I’m assuming this is how it starts right? You get a little dead body mixed in with your turkey bacon and all of a sudden we’re in an zombie apocalypse scenario.
But, I think we can all agree we need to get this country back open again. Revving these food trucks up is a great start. Nobody knows what bacon bits are anyways, so what if you get a little dead body in there.
Look, if Joe Exotic can serve pizzas with toppings from Wal-Mart meat scraps served to tigers, you can survive a dead body meat truck. Everyone at that animal refuge ate that pizza and no one died. Well, except Carole Baskins husband.
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