Yes, I am a Dallas Cowboys fan. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t know that they have been a shit show with arrests in the past.
I can make fun of myself, and my team and sleep like a baby at night.
Check out The Who’s Who… Of Cowboys Mugshots:
The Playmaker Michael Irvin.
Dez Bryant after beating up his mom.
Josh Brent, on one of his many arrests. Including killing his former Cowboys teammate in a DUI car accident.
Terrance Williams. DUI after crashing his Lamborghini.
Darren McFadden. DWI.
Joseph Randle. During one of his a billion arrests.
I have no idea who this is. But he was drafted by the Cowboys… Then got arrested with 22 active license suspensions….
Marion Barber looks like he’s on the Walking Dead. Arrested for criminal mischief.
Damn… Even Dak’s dad out there getting arrested.
PRIIIIIMMEEEEE TIIIIIME
Remember when the Cowboys signed Greg Hardy after he beat up his girlfriend? That was neat.
Jay Ratliff. Another DUI.
Terry Glenn… Arrested again.
I could keep going. But I honestly don’t want to. I am sad now. Hope you enjoyed a laugh at my expense.
