Elon Musk Reveals His Baby’s Name And I Have Some Thoughts

Jay Rogét

Everyone knows I’m a huge Elon Musk guy.  I love space, I love Teslas, and I love EDM.  (he’s an up-and-coming EDM producer in case you forgot).

However, Elon and Grimes just had a baby and they chose the most outlandish name possible.  Actually, I don’t even think it’s a name.  It’s just a couple letters, a number, and a symbol from a sorority I think.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the newest member of the Musk family:


I can only guess that this stands for Xavier American Eagle Archangel 12.  Name kinda fucks, actually.  I take back what I said.

I have to admit, this name is way better than naming your baby North or Saint.  Seriously, though.  Kanye and Kim. Those names are fucking stupid.

Featured Photo – @elonmusk Twitter

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