First off I’d like to congratulate Keith for being on the right side of history with his Gilbert Burns pick from last nights UFC Fight Night. For anyone unaware of what I am talking about […]
Month: May 2020
Fight Night Baby! What To Expect From Woodley vs Burns
We are back in Las Vegas, Nevada tonight for an ESPN card featuring a Welterweight main event with former champ #1 Tyron Woodley taking on up and coming stud Brazilian #6 Gilbert Burns. The rest […]
Will Tyron Woodley force this man to do long division on a LIVE stream?
I’m slowly integrating myself into the culture here at Branded Sports since I started blogging here 11 days ago. Part of that integration process has included talking a little trash about Philly sports and placing […]
Simulation Of Roy Halladay’s Final Flight
If the video doesn’t work, here’s the link That was beyond eerie. Today is a weird day in the memory of Roy Halladay. It’s been 10 years since his perfect game in Miami. A game […]
Power Ranking The NFL Divisions By Cornerback Situations.
Welcome to the third installment of the defensive NFL Divisional power rankings by position groups. So far this week we have ranked two position group.s Defensive Line Linebackers Last week’s offensive divisional rankings: Running Backs […]
Spitballing Some New Ideas For This Social Media Executive Order
So there is an executive order signed in regards to ‘social media’ in some way or form. I don’t know the full details so I have no statement on the actual order but I’m pretty […]
Are We About To Witness An Antonio Brown Return?
Will @AB84 be on a #NFL roster this year? @RapSheet thinks Antonio Brown probably will be at some point. (@CBSSportsRadio) Full Interview Here: https://t.co/kqRGUVUOL8 pic.twitter.com/hEzudlnHLt — Zach Gelb (@ZachGelb) May 29, 2020 When it comes […]
Is the Week 3 Eagles vs Bengals matchup the most important game of 2020?
I’ve learned two things since I’ve started here at Branded Sports. 1. There are some crazy questions asked on r/sex 2. I’m blogging along side some die hard Philly sports fans. I’m not talking the […]
A Mike Tyson and Henry Cejudo pro wrestling tag team? Sign me up!
ATTENTION: PLEASE READ THIS BLOG (LINK). HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD AND END THE STIGMA AGAINST SPLIT PEE STREAMS! #SPLITPEESTREAMAWARENESS2020 We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog. Last night on TNT “Iron” Mike […]
Eagles Offered Contract to Devonta Freeman, Who is Weighing Other Offers
The Eagles have been linked to a variety of free agent running backs for months now but after Carlos Hyde signed with the Seahawks, the hunt has seemingly intesnified. Jeff McLane is reporting that the […]
Betting Odds On Joe Biden Was The One That Ripped A Massive Fart While Interviewing PA Governor
I mean, that’s 100% a fart. We can all agree on that right? Clear as day stinker. The only question now is who done it? I’ve done the right thing here and put together odds. […]
Power Ranking The NFL Divisions By Linebacker Situations
Welcome to the second installment of the defensive NFL Divisional power rankings by position groups. Early in the week we ranked Defensive Line Last week’s offensive divisional rankings: Running Backs Quarterbacks Wide Receivers Tight Ends […]
Is a split pee stream the new alarm clock?
Like most guys I wake up early for work and it takes me about 10-15 to actually “wake up”. The 2 alarms I set usually don’t do the trick, probably because I snooze them and […]
Josh Innes Takes Victory Lap As 97.5 Feud Rolls On
It’s been a very awkward week over at the Fanatic. On Tuesday, Mike Missanelli and Co. were discussing Queen Karen trying to ruin an innocent bird watchers life. Mikey Miss was trying to discuss the […]
Jadeveon Clowney Turns Down Big Offer From Browns
Jadeveon Clowney is once again sticking to his guns and declined Cleveland’s recent offer. According to ESPNs Adam Schefter the Cleveland Browns made an “aggressive” offer and Clowney turned it down immediately. Schefter also mentions […]