Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Are DUNZO

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Waking up blissfully on the morning of Sunday April 26th (it’s Sunday?), the world was not prepared for the wrecking ball that was coming. In what might be the straw that pushes us all over the edge, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announced their impending divorce.

That’s right, they really used the D word in this Instagram announcement. No conscious uncoupling, peaceful separation, but a big ol DIVORCE. The post doesn’t say more than just growing apart, and it’s hard to imagine it won’t set off a domino divorce effect on all the celebrity quarantine marriages. We must protect Eric Decker and Jesse James Decker at all costs.

Things must have been so bad that even the month long Bahamian adventure in the middle of coronavirus couldn’t even save their marriage.

It’s undetermined at this point what this means for the future of Very Cavallari, where Jay Cutler was the only star. The plight of a local jewelry store owner without her snarky rich husband just doesn’t play anymore.

People are not taking this well. As the leading member of Team LC vs. Team Kristin, this news didn’t do much to my belief in love. That was gone years ago when Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman couldn’t work things out.

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