Waking up blissfully on the morning of Sunday April 26th (it’s Sunday?), the world was not prepared for the wrecking ball that was coming. In what might be the straw that pushes us all over the edge, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announced their impending divorce.
That’s right, they really used the D word in this Instagram announcement. No conscious uncoupling, peaceful separation, but a big ol DIVORCE. The post doesn’t say more than just growing apart, and it’s hard to imagine it won’t set off a domino divorce effect on all the celebrity quarantine marriages. We must protect Eric Decker and Jesse James Decker at all costs.
Things must have been so bad that even the month long Bahamian adventure in the middle of coronavirus couldn’t even save their marriage.
It’s undetermined at this point what this means for the future of Very Cavallari, where Jay Cutler was the only star. The plight of a local jewelry store owner without her snarky rich husband just doesn’t play anymore.
At least Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari got to give us this perfect TV moment pic.twitter.com/6HZx5pZIWW
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) April 26, 2020
People are not taking this well. As the leading member of Team LC vs. Team Kristin, this news didn’t do much to my belief in love. That was gone years ago when Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman couldn’t work things out.
nobody talk to me i need the entire day to recover from hearing the news that kristin cavallari and jay cutler are getting divorced pic.twitter.com/nDVQLHoU8r
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) April 26, 2020
The Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Divorce announcement is affecting me far more than I’d like to admit. I’m not doing well?????
— Katelyn Burns (@kateburns5) April 26, 2020
just started crying about kristin cavallari and jay cutler announcing their divorce. someone end quarantine. please.
— ✨ nacho // 조혜미 ✨ (@angelinacho) April 26, 2020
Me finding out Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting a divorce. When will 2020 end? pic.twitter.com/BCSCRmHgrN
— Aaron Handler (@aaronhandler) April 26, 2020