From Highest Draftee Too Highest Paid.

“ Left tackle Laremy Tunsil has agreed to a three-year, $66 million contract extension with the Texans, according to NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport and Steve Wyche.”

“The deal includes $50 million guaranteed, per Rapoport, and makes Tunsil the highest-paid offensive lineman in the NFL. The Eagles’ Lane Johnson is second with an average salary of $18 million per season.”

Laremy Tunsil became the highest paid offensive lineman per year in NFL history today. Tunsil infamously fell out of the top 10 in the 2016 NFL draft for tokin the herb. Video surfaced an hour before the draft that showed Tunsil ripping the Jesus Bush out of a gas mask.

Laremy Tunsil medicating.

I recently wrote a blog about my own shenanigans with a gas mask, my whole night was turned upside down and it was surreal. It couldn’t of been more surreal then draft night for Laremy Tunsil in 2016. I respect a fellow stoner for making it, just because he likes to let loose and rip it once in a while doesn’t make him a bad guy. He proved everybody wrong today by signing the Largest Per Year Contract for an Offensive lineman in NFL history.

He’s receiving 50 million GUARANTEED. So I did some math. If the average price for an ounce of weed is $130 Tunsil could buy 384,615 ounces of weed.

It is rumored that the only way you could overdose on weed is if you smoke your own body weight in a day. Tunsil weighing in at 315 LBS and being the new owner of 384,615 ounces of weed, could smoke til he overdoses 76 times.

So happy smoking Laremy Tunsil, be careful.

My Blog about gas mask smoking I made on 4/20 below

guess what day it is.

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