Happy Mugshot… Ah what the hell no one knows what day it is anymore.
Welp, even though we are in lockdown, Florida is still gonna… Florida.
According the reports, for several days the police were getting tons of calls from people saying they were receiving Easter Eggs in their mailboxes…
Filled with porn.
Depending on who you ask, some people might say she was giving out great presents. But, others think it was something horrific.
Another fantastic part of this story is that the car she was reportedly driving… A 2004 silver Honda Civic, because of course.
When the police found the person, she was identified as 42 year old Abril Cestoni. (Spelling mistake on the birth certificate?)
Fox29 “Detectives said Cestoni admitted to placing the items in the mailbox, saying she was “educating people.” A bag of pornographic material was found inside the vehicle, officials added.”
Yup. She looks exactly how I was picture a woman in a Honda Civic delivering “education” to people with porn inside plastic Easter eggs.
-Kmess