March Madness May have been cancelled, but we have an upset Cinderella story of drastic proportions unfolding. New Jersey is on the verge of knocking off powerhouse #1 seed, Florida:
Some of those named by New Jersey authorities are facing other, more serious charges in addition to allegedly violating stay-at-home orders. These included a 34-year-old woman who went to another woman’s home and allegedly assaulted her, and a 24-year-old woman accused of leaving her home to throw a Moltotov cocktail, which failed to detonate, at her boyfriend’s house. In addition to charges such as assault or arson, both women were charged with disorderly persons offenses for violating the stay-at-home order.
A Molotov Cocktail, really? What is this, Burn Notice? You know how pissed you have to be at someone to use your remaining alcohol while liquor stores are shut down as a igniter and send it through someone’s house? We all stood in a line a mile long for booze before Fine Wine & Spirits closed for what could be months. This lady waited all that time and then just launched it through a house in an attempt to kill her ex-boyfriend, only for it to not even work. What a waste of booze during this trying time.
The article does not state what the boyfriend did to get a Molotov Cocktail careening though his living room. If it’s cheating, that is mind-blowing. You literally can’t leave your house. Who are you cheating with in a scenario where you are quarantined? Or, maybe it was nothing at all. Maybe she was just bored in the quarantine and in the relationship simultaneously. So she tried to blow up his house. We all need to find ways to keep ourselves occupied while non-essential businesses are shut down!
Florida, I now speak directly to you. I know you have it in you. I know after all the headlines you’ve given us, you won’t go out like this. I know you as a
And a Pitman woman allegedly tossed a Molotov cocktail at a boyfriend’s residence on Wednesday.
state are poised to come back with a flurry of quarantine headlines that will drop our jaws, shake our heads and make some jackass who thinks he’s funny post the Gif of Bugs Bunny cutting off Florida from the rest of the country. You can do this, the other 49 states believe in you.