Whats up Branded Sports! My name is Connor Crawford. I am a 2022 sports broadcasting major for the University of Penn State. I have been following all sports for as long as I can remember. My love for Philly sports goes unmatched. I will be pumping out Philly sports content left and right as soon as the sports world is unpaused.
With classes being forced online due to COVID-19 my classes are being held online via Zoom. For some this is great for others not so great. Now for me I am apart of the fucked committee. Now you may be wondering why and my response to that is Spanish. No Habla es Spanish. I’m now taking my second semester of Spanish (with the same teacher). Spanish is an enemy for my brain to understand, I mean shit just goes through one ear and out the other, not that I’m trying anyway. You would think that I am failing the class by the way I am talking about it, but I’m here to tell you I’m NOT. I’ve got a Mexican friend who has been completing every assignment from homework’s, to exams in exchange for nicotine. Yes nicotine. This man will do my homework for a STIG, Enjoy, Juul, and even cigarettes (depending on desperation.) My lack of knowledge in this subject is not only harming my participation but this mans nicotine addiction as well. This is why you should not be forced to take another language.
Now I am in a bit of a situation because the teacher cycles through questions that she ask the students. Every time I hear her say the name “Connor” my asshole goes from an innie to an outtie. It’s becoming a normal routine at this point. She calls my name, I unmute my mic and I mutter out some illogical bull shit. I think it’s safe to say that she is starting to catch on to my Mexican buddy and I’s antics.
Here is a reaction of my Spanish teacher after me getting the question wrong for the 5th time that class alone.
She may think that she’s catching on to me, but little does she know while people are out getting their survival needs, I will be out clearing every vape shop in the area to help pay for my friend to live in my house because I cannot fail this class. It wont be cheap, but its now been a full year of Spanish, I can’t let her find out now. Shit, at this rate I may be able to minor in Spanish without knowing a single fucking word.