This Is The Most Cringe Worthy Phillies Poem/Song You’ll Ever Hear

Alright listen, before we get into his and everyone get all up in arms because she’s a nurse and she’s doing God’s work. We’re just talking about the poem here. That’s it. Nothing else.

I Needed a Break from Coronavirus Sadness. Opening Day Blues Poem. from phillies

I Needed a Break from Coronavirus Sadness. Opening Day Blues Poem. from r/phillies

This poem stinks. Stinks bad. Makes my skin crawl with how cringy it is. And at one point she rhymes fanatic and pandemic. She sounds like B-Rad in Malibu’s most wanted. “Earth is my plonit” Once again, thank you for all you do in these times to keep us safe we respect all your hard work. And it’s clear you’ve been working hard to fight them Pan-DAMM-ic because there is no way this poem took longer than :30 to write. God we need baseball back.

Ps: Thank you for your hard work as a nurse please stay safe and we love you.

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