You Can Now Have Strippers Deliver Food To You

Bobby Cotton


The Oregonian:  The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery. And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door.

It’s like the reverse of porn. The name Boober is so easy, it’s amazing it hasn’t been done already. Few other names that come to the top of my mind: ChubHub, DoorFlash, Doorgash, not delivery it’s DiPorno. This is the definition of life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Everyone can use the money the goverment gives them for their food. A stimulus stimulus package.

Once all this is over Boober will stay. No way this place stops doing this. Too good of a business model to just shut it down. He can start charging more for better looking girls. This thing is going to take off and put Boober on the map. They should make a 30 for 30 on it one day.

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