The Only Way To Honor The Dead Is To Twerk On Their Casket

Joe

What is this family’s deal? If my wife doesn’t do a split on my dead body in front of all of our loved ones I will haunt her for the rest of her life. Someone should have tossed some music on and let her get after it. Go out with a bang one might say. When she turned back at the crowd that were saying “no” over and over again in her face. She responded with “that’s not disrespectful” I actually LOL’d. Let her show her man some love before he’s in the dirt.

I want my funeral to be an old school college party. Beer ball, kegs, music, the whole nine. CC: Mrs. CEO.

PS: Why is no one talking about the fact that she is bare foot? Seems off.

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