Bruins Snap Flyers 9 Game Win Streak…WE’RE STILL ON TO THE CUP!

Well that sucked. A lot of chances missed. Out shot the Bruins 2 to 1 at one point. Couldn’t capitalize on the Power Plays. If Cahtah Haht stood on his head most of the game.

Hart flashes the glove. pic.twitter.com/IAjOguNXJV

— Claude Street Hockey (@BroadStHockey) March 11, 2020

Tukka Rask stood on his cock. The Bruins goaltender won the Bruins that game.

I don't think so.✋@tuukkarask | #NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/77mh1R61G3

— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) March 10, 2020

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! ⏰@NHLBruins | #BOSvsPHI pic.twitter.com/eMMU7bEY12

— NBC Sports Hockey (@NBCSportsHockey) March 11, 2020

Let’s look at it this way. The Flyers played the best team in the NHL and out-shot them getting pucks on net, getting to pucks, buzzin, and mostly outplaying the Bruins for 2.5 periods. After the leg save by Rask on Provy the Bruins went down and scored 15 seconds later, which was a deflating feeling. Then Nose Face’s wrister top shelf was to much to overcome, sealing the deal. Flyers go down to Tampa on Thursday looking to prove they’re still forreal. Let’s go down there and take care of a Stamkos-less team. Rest up for the playoffs and get back on board. I want that Metro Division.

Listen, I can’t make you happy tonight. Maybe go back and watch the 2010 Playoffs Game 7 for therapy. But speaking of therapy, I always heard that retail therapy works wonders. I’m not telling you to buy a shirt for the Cup run later this year, but I’m not saying don’t buy a shirt. I can guarantee once you get it in the mail it will illicit emotions you never knew you felt. Don’t take it from me take it from all the all other people who bought one already.

“If I had a baby I would swaddle it in this Travis Konecny Chirp shirt. It feels like a cloud mixed with 5-ply hand towels you find in Cescaphe bathrooms.” – FlyersFan420

“The NWO shirt makes me want to leg drop a bunch of Penguins fans and spray paint their backs with #FlyOrDie” – Br0adSt33tBu11y

“I’ve been saying Cahtah Haht so much my wife divorced me, and took the kids. Well, she’s going to be so jealous when I’m front row at the parade and Cahtah Haht signs my shirt! Cahtah Haht.” – Jason Myrtetus

Listen, don’t take my word for it. Take those three testimonials from real die-hard fans like myself.