Turns Out Masturbation Can Help Battle Coronavirus. So Here’s Some Help To Get You Started

Bobby Cotton

BigThink: “How do those effects on the brain from reaching orgasm translate to boosting our immune system and making our body healthier?

The increase of oxytocin and dopamine that causes a decrease in cortisol levels can help boost our immune system because cortisol (well-known for being a stress-inducing hormone) actually helps maintain your immune system if released in small doses. 

According to Dr. Jennifer Landa, a hormone-therapy specialist, masturbation can produce the right kind of environment for a strengthened immune system to thrive.”

You hear that? Dr. Jennifer Landa says you want a good environment for your immune system, start taking yourself to town as often as possible. Wake up, jerk off. Lunch break, hammer time. Drive home, red light special. Tell everyone on Wall Street to stop panicking and start jerking. We need everyone at peak physical health to find the Coronavirus.

So I decided as your favorite smut blogger to provide you some help to get you started. Like Air Borne but for your penis. The link below is an advent calendar with nothing but boobies. I know it’s March but drastic times call for drastic measures.

Enjoy and drive safe

Booby Christmas Calendar

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