Today one of the dumbest inventions ever was created. The Hula Hoop. And I say dumb because I can’t Hula Hoop for shit so I feel excommunicated from the community. On today, March 5th the patent for the Hula Hoop was filed. Finally bringing with it an invention that made people that didn’t have hips like the tin man feel good about themselves.
Nowadays you can Hula on your arms, your neck, an ankle if you’re feeling crazy. You know what was for the real athletes? Skip It. I dominated that toy.
Welp, if I can’t Hula Hoop at least I can watch compilations of hot chicks Hula Hooping to get throw my lack of movement.