2020 Yankees: Stop Crying in Baseball

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I might be a little bias but the Yankee players and fans are the wimpiest little crying bitches in the whole world.

Okay, maybe a lot of bias. Big Sox guy here. But come on. I’m not alone in this take at all. These pinstripe crybabies need to lock it up and actually talk about baseball.

I wish I could say I was surprised at the amount of bitching and complaining happens in New York. I just can’t believe they are saying these things about how the Astros cheated past the 2017 and 2018 season IN THE SAME LOCKER ROOM AT GARRET COLE. This poor guy left Houston and came to New York thinking he was going to put on a ring. He cut his hair, moved to the filth and urine smelling New York, just to be passive-aggressively shit on by his new teammates. Great locker room culture.

Giancarlo Stanton came out saying “I don’t think they stopped. They weren’t caught so why would they stop.” Shut up. Mind your business.

Aaron Judge: “I was sick to my stomach when I heard about it. We can never forget how they ruined the integrity of the game. We were cheated out of winning the world series”

YOU STILL HAD TO BEAT THE DODGERS YOU BITCH FUCKS. Beating out Kershaw, Bellinger, Puig? Doubt it.

I want to bring one more thing up. In the 2017 AL Championship Series, in the games the Yankees lost, they scored the following:

Game 1 – 1 Run

Game 2- 1 Run

Game 6 – 1 Run

Game 7 – 0 Runs

Mr. Judge. Do you think they cheated in the field too? Did you think you were going to shutout the Astros in 3 games and then somehow trick the Astros into scoring negative run? In baseball, you need to score runs in order to score. JUST SAYING.

I think the best part about this whole thing is Aaron Judge deleting a tweet he sent to Jose Altuve 2017 AL MVP award. It’s like a high school break up. “You were tipped off on the pitch during some games so that caused you, the 6-time All-Star, 5-time Silver Slugger and 3-time AL Batting Champion to not deserve my tweet.”

Hey Yankees. How about you take your ASTROS PITCHER and your $324 million and go play some actual baseball. You’re like Joaquin Phoenix at the Academy Awards. You’re complaining about something but no one actually cares. We just want to see you attempt to do your job and hopefully suck enough for us to make fun of you.

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