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Teanna Trump Is Disappointed Having Sex With 400 People Didn’t Make Her Ass Bigger

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Thoughts and prayers today to Teanna Trump, who has come the revelation that having 400 bodies has not made her ass any bigger.

This can be a very important lesson for the youth of America: perseverance is key. Teanna could’ve stopped at 100 when her ass didn’t get bigger, but she kept working towards her goal and she still is. Now, that she has 400, maybe the best is still yet to cum. Just keep pushing (and fucking) towards your goals!

Thick or not, the 400 bodies thing is pretty remarkable. I don’t think I’ve even talked to 400 people in my life. Plus, pre-marital sex is so gross, it’s hard to envision even cumming close to that number. Ugh, wanna puke just thinking about doing it before my wedding day.

But hey, everyone is looking for consistency in a partner and you’ve certainly got it here. That consistency she displays is the first step to reaching your goal. Just a few squats and a few one night stands away from taking that ass to where she wants it to be.

You can do it Teanna, we believe in you. And if you need any help, my Twitter handle is @aidan_34_powers.

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