Good morning everyone:
It’s Saturday morning so everyone knows what that means. The magical man with the mustache is writing. It’s time to take the money from the casinos and give it to the poor. WE ARE TAKING OVER.
I had Thai food last night. It’s making me sick and I’m not sure exactly how it’s going to affect my picks. But, as you’re reading this, I’m probably driving a little over 2 and a half hours to a work event. Within that time, I’ve either sharted all over my car and in need of some new boxer briefs (they’re comfortable and versatile, love me alone) or, the Thai food was a force for good. I was going to try and make this a metaphor but I don’t know. I can’t bring it around. But without any more deliberation or pointless words:
PSU -12.5, Cuse +9, TTU -3.5, UK -9.5 and over,
Baylor – 6 and under, LOU -6, Duke Over,
MSU + 6 (You won’t burn me this time, Spartans)
Gonzaga vs Pepperdine Under, ORST +2.
Double Knuckle Lock Down:
Seton Hall -2: I know my Prov boys aren’t going to be happy about this one (shout out Stuffy. Hope things worked out with that itch you had in your special areas) But I can’t take them here. I just can’t. Seton Hall has taken down some big challenges and I just don’t like them. Sorry gents.
Winnings (half of them) go to my Venmo @jimmyt523. Good night and good luck.