Least Shocking News Of All Time, Brady To The Pats Is A Lock

I don’t think anyone needed any proof, unless you’re a moron you knew what would happen. Brady coming back to the Pats was less shocking than putting an unplugged in toasted into a bath. We knew this was going to happen. Now I don’t know about bringing in AJ Green but I wouldn’t hate that either.

There was never a doubt in my mind that this deal was going to get worked out. If you had that doubt it’s okay I don’t think less of you. I’ll give a pass just this one time. Honestly, I’m just happy we can stop listening to these reports about him thinking about going to the Titans or that the Raiders and Cowboys are interested. Yeah no shit they’re interested.

There’s a few things that need to be made clear, especially now, Brady is coming back. The Pats are winning the Super Bowl. And we’re getting hammered watching some duck boats next year.

Onto number 7.

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