Chicken Alfredo Brings All The Boys To The Yard

News 2 – An Ashtabula County man who tried to seduce an underage victim with Chicken Alfredo and Sprite will serve seven days in the county jail.

Albert Maruna, now 23, was arrested in 2017 in an Austintown sex sting.

He thought he was talking to a 15-year-old boy online, but it was actually an undercover Austintown police officer.

Maruna arranged to meet the officer in Austintown. He planned to bring lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo to the date.

He’ll be on house arrest for 120 days and will have to register as a Tier One sex offender.

You can keep your milkshakes, I’ll definitely meet up for some chicken alfredo and lubricant. However, I won’t meet up with a dude who looks like this.

Or any dude for that matter.

Was this Peter Griffin looking motherfucker hoping him and the 15 year old boy would recreate the scene from Lady and The Tramp?

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Very fucked up he was trying to lure, what he thought, was a 15 year old boy. Pretty sure chicken alfedo is not a top food choice for teenagers (not sure and I don’t need to find out). I mean, this asshole brought pizza thinking he was meeting a teenager, but guess who was waiting!!!???



People these days make me sick.

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