In the spirit of NH’s “Live Free or Die” motto and our Governor’s beautiful, beautiful brain, Sports Gambling was legalized in our state on 12/30/2019. It was an amazing milestone for our state and had built a huge income, back to the government. 51% of the DraftKings Revenue is back to the state. Yes, 51 FUCKING PERCENT. Look at this man and this young, mustache less Jimmy. 2015 Jimmy didn’t know what mustaches were. That’s a story for another time.
As I’ve now been indoctrinated into the legal gambling world in the state (and I can actually get my returns instead of changing it to bitcoin. Thanks, Bovada.) it’s time for my new segment: Jimmy Dingers Weekend Winners. I know I know the comments are rolling in. “Jimmy, you’re such a giver. Thank you so much for telling us your picks.” And “Wow what an amazing name”. You’re welcome world. I’m a superhero. I hear it all the time.
As I said in my first blog, if I say the words “Double Knuckle Lock Down”, it’s over. You have money in your wallet? Nope, not anymore. Straight to the bookie. I guarantee it. Without further hesitation, here’s this week’s Jimmy Dingers Weekend Winners:
• Chiefs Spread -1 and Over 54
The 49ers mascot is named Sourdough Sam. The Chiefs have two mascots, one named K.C. Wolf and the other is Warpaint. A Wolf and a Pinto Horse would destroy a man-made from pretzels any day of the week. Also, Richard Sherman 80/1 because why not.
• Pacers +10.5 and Under 213.5
I hate the Knicks. Hate them. They stink, they can’t win, they’re 3-7 in their last 10. Pacers are 7-3 in the last 10 vs the spread. That’s my pick for the week and I’m sticking with it.
• Louisville -3
College basketball has been all over the place. I’ve given up even touching Duke (my favorite team because well… Coach K is a god) because they drop everything I hit. No special reason here. Louisville blew out Clemson and NC state didn’t. That is all.
DOUBLE KNUCKLE LOCKDOWN:
• Syracuse ML
Dukies can’t seem to get anything together. Too young. It’s the third straight week of bumping rankings down the line. Cuse has what it takes with Buddy’s father clearly molded within his head. He also went to Brewster Academy; big NH guy isn’t a coincidence. Legends are built all over this state. Elijah Hughes is also average a strong 20pts a game against some pretty tough ACC teams. If anyone else wants to take the time to upset Duke, it’s going to happen wearing Orange.
This concludes the week’s Jimmy Dingers Weekly Winners. Lock them in and make moves. Always remember, if you pick these, I get 10% of your winnings. Venmo is: @jimmyt523