Ja Morant Is So God Damn Cool

I mean jesus. Imagine being 1. This good at anything or 2. This fucking cool. Every time some young NBA or NFL player does something wildly impressive it just reinforces the fact that I peaked in high school. Some people at 24 play basketball for millions of dollars and some people write blogs for the scum of Philly.

But yeah Ja is fucking awesome, I liked him at school last year and with Zion missing half the season he should be automatic Rookie Of The Year. Don’t send me stats because I won’t read them, I give awards based on how cool you are and Ja might get MVP this offseason if I have anything to say about it.

When I grow up I hope me and my kid can be half as cool as Ja and his dad.

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