Antonio Brown Posts Bond And Sprints Out Of Jail…The Complete Wrong Way


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Antonio Brown posted his $100k bail and immediately booked it out of jail after being given orders by the judge to wear a GPS monitor, surrender his passport and guns, and undergo mental health evaluations.

The only problem is, while trying to escape TMZ and the news cameras he ran the complete wrong way from where the car taking him away was parked.


I am dying laughing at his lawyer calling after him sheepishly, “Antonio you’re going the wrong way.” You just know he’s thinking to himself, “Fuck. This is going to be all over the news and blogs isn’t it. Why did I agree to take this case again?” He took the case because he’s probably making a cool six figures to get Antonio off with probation and a slap on the wrist.

I mean AB almost made 100 yards before he realized he was going the complete wrong way.

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That right there is the same look your 8 week old puppy has after he pee’s on the carpet.

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And then he tells his lawyer don’t tell me what to do, just get the car. Bro, if he didn’t tell you to stop you’d be in the fucking ocean by now. You looked like Andy Dufresne crawling 4 football field lengths in the most foul smelling shit ever.

I’m just glad AB continues to give us stuff to laugh at and if you can’t laugh at this situation and you think I shouldn’t be laughing “because he obviously has mental issues”. Kick fucking rocks. I didn’t have a meltdown on my GM and threaten to “kick his cracker ass”, be accused of a litany of crimes, or Instagram Live myself berating cops and throwing a bag of dicks at my Baby Mama like a petulant child not to mention everything else.

AB is under a microscope because he’s put himself in this position for the last 10 years.

Say something nice about AB: I love the turquoise suit. Very Miami Vice.

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