It’s all fun and games being the one asshole who didn’t vote for Derek Jeter for the Hall of Fame, until you end up on OJ Simpson’s bad side.
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) January 22, 2020
OJ is such a great public speaker, he’s a natural on camera. That guy definitely would’ve run for political office (and won) if it weren’t for the whole murder mishap and felony prison time. It’s pretty much the only thing these days that will keep you out of political office.
Back to the murder. This prude who didn’t vote for Jeter should find a better hiding spot than Tekashi69 after his prison release. Yankees fans are already fired up because of this Astros scandal that cost them Ring 28, now you had to be That Guy who didn’t vote Jeter in unanimously? They want to take this guys head and hang it from the top of a hot dog cart outside Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. If that wasn’t bad enough, the author of ‘If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer’ has stated we should “get rid of that guy”.
Probably sleep with one eye open and actually never sleep again and actually move very far away.
Also, this was the funniest tweet of the week and it was not even close:
Patrick Mahomes when he gets tired of his annoying girlfriend pic.twitter.com/FfmzNomlYc
— jai/070 shake stan (@jaidvn) January 20, 2020