I Will Pay For One Month Of David Leavitt’s (Target Toothbrush Guy) Dental Insurance If He Lets Me Stuff Him In A Locker

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So it just came out that Target Tori ended up with $30,000 from the Go Fund Me that was set up because this scum of the Earth, David Leavitt, called the cops on her because she wouldn’t honor a toothbrush that was marked $.01 on the display instead of the $89.99 price it was supposed to be. If you remember in his tweets he was so gung ho about it because he hasn’t been able to afford dental insurance in three years. It has to be the reason why he doesn’t smile in any of his pictures.

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Well there’s no chance he’s getting that OralB Pro 5000 toothbrush after the backlash, but I’ll give him an out. I’ll offer him an olive branch when no one else will. Is it because I’m a good person? Only God and my peers can judge me. I promise to pay for 1 month of David Leavitt’s Dental insurance if he agrees to let me shove him in a locker and we get to film it for the blog. I’ll even agree to meet him up in Massachusetts at his high school alma mater and I can shove him in a locker on his home turf.  If he meets my demands all of this will go away and he’ll be able to take care of his 13 cavities he’s probably built up over the last 3 years. I’m a month behind on my 6 month check-up and I feel like a dirtball. I can’t imagine what David’s mouth must be like. Probably looks like Venom’s.

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Meet my demands David and this can all go away. You have nothing to lose and I have everything to gain. I might have a parade in my name down the Main streets of Manchester, Mass by the end of this.

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