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Dennis Kelly just scored the heaviest touchdown in NFL History in the AFC Championship game! The Fat Guy of all Fat Guy Touchdowns! Arrowhead Stadium is a place known to create man-made earthquakes brought on by crowd noise. This is a whole nother level of earthquake. Dennis Kelly technically almost brought Arrowhead Stadium crashing to a halt one butt cheek at a time. Pretty selfish that Mike Vrabel is putting the safety of others in jeopardy calling these types of plays.
And how about Dennis Kelly here?
Looks like a lunch lady who serves your child mozz sticks on Mozz Sticks Thursdays. He looks like my Aunt Colleen after she just clocked out of her construction job and is hitting the bar for some $2 Happy Hour Miller Lites and the Prime Rib special after her shift. I can’t wait for the calls on WIP tomorrow when Troy from Deptford complains about how the Eagles coaches never maximized Dennis Kelly’s playmaking ability.
Other heavy records:
Heaviest ship pulled by teeth.
Heaviest man ever – Jon Brower Minnoch
Heaviest fruit ever – Atlantic Giant Pumpkin
Fattest countries:
Heaviest weight lifted by an eyelid: