And we’ve turned the LSU event into a campaign rally pic.twitter.com/LDTswAXTcU
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) January 17, 2020
LSU went to visit the White House today after their National Championship victory on Monday. Joe Burrow was already putting a beat down on fashion statements everywhere with his white tube socks under the suit look.
Late into the campaign rally event of fun, robot Trump took it upon himself to go full campaign rally heel when inviting the team back to the Oval Office for pictures. I’m pretty sure once he said the whole LSU would take out terrorists like he did, that was a guarantee that they’d be signed up for the draft in Iran come 2020. Fuck shaking Goodell’s hand in June, you’ll be shaking a 5 star General’s instead as you’re going to pick out your fatigues and get a buzz-cut. What a wild occurrence that just cracks me up. You could have Trump dishing out food to the homeless and he’d find a way to take shots at his opponents.
“You know, I served those green beans better then any President slinging green beans. And now they want to impeach me? Can you believe it?”
The whole event lasted 20 minutes but there was some gold in it. Especially him bringing up Jamarr Chase to speak who definitely was either high, didn’t want to be there, or is just shy to say,
"I'm just happy to be at the White House." #LSU Ja'Marr Chase. pic.twitter.com/r4fZi4mLw8
— Jacques Doucet (@JacquesDoucet) January 17, 2020
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The intro speaker called Coach O “Ed Oger-eaux” which was definitely not a joke, but plays for the Creole’s so no harm no foul. Trump opened with mentioning how great the stock market was doing which there couldn’t of been a more perfect timing for that, right?
President @realDonaldTrump welcomes the College Football Playoff National Champion LSU Tigers to the White House pic.twitter.com/NTNUe0P56x
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 17, 2020
Trump describing Coach O: “I said he’s a big strong looking guy. I didn’t know if he had laryngitis or what.” #lsu
— Elizabeth Crisp (@elizabethcrisp) January 17, 2020
Trump couldn’t stop talking about how much money LSU was going to make
Trump is in full stand-up comedian mode for the LSU event pic.twitter.com/wqD7KXZzgT
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 17, 2020
President Trump praises LSU’s Justin Jefferson, @Real10jayy__ , and @Joe_Burrow10 at the White House.
“We’re looking at money” pic.twitter.com/aM0YPwZS6U
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 17, 2020
Trump to Jefferson and Chase – “where the hell is Chase? You guys are gonna make so much money” pic.twitter.com/dvG7V0rGAO
— Michael Cauble (@Cauble) January 17, 2020
President Trump on Joe Burrow: "He's looks like a young Tom Brady." #LSU
— TigerDroppings (@TigerDroppings) January 17, 2020
Pac-12 Officiating is not safe!
Trump saying that Burrow pass to Moss that got called back was ref showboating pic.twitter.com/Rf1AT3aQE0
— Michael Cauble (@Cauble) January 17, 2020
Trump thought he was getting the Heisman
LSU Quarterback @Joe_Burrow10 speaks at the White House and presents President Trump with a jersey.
TRUMP: "I thought he was going to give me the Heisman Trophy." pic.twitter.com/0OeluUeTBG
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 17, 2020