This Is The Greatest Rendition Of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats” Ever


So I’ve never heard of Killer Karaoke and quick research shows that it was on TruTV for two seasons back in 2014. Anyway Emily Wassler screaming her way through “Before He Cheats” is almost must watch video territory if this video wasn’t 6 years old. When I saw the Stryker snakes to start it off I knew we had something good in stores. I love this big bitch just throwing in a scream every third word of the song. After she pulled the snake out of the box she jumped as high as Shawn Kemp!

Look at Her Airness!

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I love Steve O laughing the whole time at this woman. Like, “Listen lady. I once had leeches crawl out of my eyeballs.”

By the time she got to the pigeons all hope was lost. Pigeons are like giant rats with wings that love bread. Harmless. What’re they going to do peck you to death? Put your god damn head through the box and take your punishment. You know what you signed up for. Plus you kind’ve look like a distant cousin of the Pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 anyway so this should be right up your alley. She almost instead brought the whole stanchion down. Which would’ve been awesome because then the glass would’ve broken and pigeons would just be flying around shitting all over the audience.

She literally was turning “Before He Cheats” into a metal ballad with all the screaming by the time she got to the skunk. And the fact the skunk was waiting for her, baiting her into lifting her head for a piece of his Pepe Le Pew was all time. She had no chance to survive. The skunks head was halfway down the chute where she was supposed to enter, like “Come here Grimace. I’ve listened to you scream for 2 minutes now it’s my turn.”

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Emily Wassler had no shot. She wasn’t even able to get her forehead past the hole before she gave up. All in all a dreadful performance by Emily all around. She’s not a five tool player built for Karaoke let alone Sunday McGillins Karaoke.

Btw, Steve O’s assistant, sup?








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