When I heard Dan Fouts and Ian Eagle were on the call for this Ravens Titans AFC Divisional game I felt physically ill. I thought we’d at worst hear a completely incompetent broadcast that was factually incorrect and also painfully boring. What I did not expect was the horniest broadcast of all time.
Lotta cheek talk tonight pic.twitter.com/sWfDsvrVh7
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) January 12, 2020
On my list of ‘people I don’t want to hear talk about sex’, Dan Fouts and Ian Eagle are 3 and 4 after my parents. Gene Steratore is 9. Absolutely no idea what splitting cheeks means. It’s just a completely organic reaction from 2 twelve year olds. Couldn’t contain themselves on a national broadcast to start giggling about butt cheeks.
Dan Fouts wants to know: 😂 pic.twitter.com/5gVlSh9S4F
— DW Ives (@davewayne55) January 12, 2020
We have certainly had some horny TV broadcasts–like the time Jeff Van Gundy almost came on live television.
"Rihanna just walked in front of me." Jeff Van Gundy, the realest, out here willing to risk it all. pic.twitter.com/z2jTfiBYrh
— Sean Craig 🍞📈 (@sdbcraig) June 2, 2017
Or when Julia Rose flashed her tits during the World Series. Really anytime Cris Collinsworth talks about Saquon Barkley’s thighs.
Nothing quite as horny as two 50+ year olds talkin about splitting an NFL tight ends tight end. Tony Romo could never.