"This guy got six biscuits for 20 people."
Tobias Harris & Kyle O’Quinn were not happy about 76ers rookie Matisse Thybulle getting the wrong food order 😅
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 10, 2020
Baddddd look by the rookie. Come back from the DL after missing seven games only to then fuck up the Popeyes and Chik-Fil-A order? You can’t be having that from a rook who is going to be 1st team All-Defense. I don’t care if he is a unicorn with arms that are longer than an octopus. I don’t care that he is a defensive stopper that was the steal of the draft. And I don’t care that he’s going to be the first ‘true rookie’ to make 1st team All-Defense. You cannot mess up the food order. Markelle Fultz messed it up and look where he is now.
There’s honestly nothing worse than having people over and you totally underestimate how much food and drink you really needed. Anxiety inducing levels I wouldn’t wish on my own enemy. Someone calls you out that you didn’t order enough pizza which makes me go on the defensive right away.
“Oh, I didn’t order enough pizza, Kevin?!” “Well I didn’t know you would be bringing a plus 1. Who the fuck gave you a plus 1 anyway and who is she? You just started talking two weeks ago. It’s the playoffs.”
Yea there’s nothing worse than not having enough food.
Also, Tobias is wrong here. Who chooses Popeyes french fries over Chik-Fil-A’s? The Chik-Fil-A waffle fries are the greatest invention ever involving a potato. Mix that with the Chik-Fil-A sauce and your mouth is receiving a flavor explosion. I have to question that contract we gave Tobias if he rather have Popeyes fries over Chik-Fil-A. Sidenote: Popeyes biscuits are the GOAT.
Chik-Fil-A sauces ranked:
1: Chik-Fil-A Sauce (GOAT)
2: Honey Mustard
3: Zesty Buffalo
4: Sweet & Spicy Sriracha
6: Polynesian Sauce