Kendall Jenner And Ben Simmons Are Officially Back Together



In no disrespect to the news of David Stern’s passing, I’ve long declared Kris Jenner the underground commissioner of the NBA. So if Kendall decides she wants to get back together with Ben Simmons, well, it’s not exactly as hard as it is for Ben to shoot 3’s.

Fans have been spotting Kendall at a bunch of recent Sixers games but things got real serious when Ben and Kendall were seen going into a bar together at 11:30 on New Years Eve.

First of all New Years Eve is not a last minute, hook up with a fuckbuddy ex type of night. If you’re heading into a bar a half hour before the ball drops you are carefully planning a public makeout sesh. They must take phones away inside this club if there aren’t any pics of the big smooch better than this.M

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Kendall and Ben were considered “on a break” as of like 8 months ago but it looks like these two just can’t quit each other. All of the other Kardashian/Jenner’s are either married or have kids so Kendall is Kris Jenner’s last hope at making waves in the NBA. Khloe will be back in action in 2020 but we need someone to hold down the fort while she’s awaiting Tristan Thompson’s trade to the Lakers.

Sixers fans are not handling this well. Impossible to be related to his own abilities on the court or the Sixers ineptitude at closing out games, no one else can be blamed for the Sixers struggles besides Kendall Jenner.

Kendall has her work cut out for her after Ben’s sister called her a ho on Twitter less than 6 months ago. If she’s going back after all that Ben must be physically proportional and if he’s still going back after all the times Kendall allegedly cheated on him then Kris Jenner must have some real dirt on Ben.


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