RUN ZION! RUNNNNNNN!

WE MUST PROTECT ZION AT ALL COSTS! GET ANTONIO BROWN THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM! HE IS THE ONLY DUKE GUY EVER THAT WAS UNIVERSALLY BELOVED!

By the time AB is done with him he’s going to be fucking white women and playing air guitar with the entire Pussycat Dolls behind him.

 

We already have Zion looking fat as hell stocking up for winter on the bench.

Zion doesn’t even remember how to walk. He’s going to be asking for a trade request with three years left on his deal. I hope it was a great 6 months Pelican fans because it’s all down here from here. It’s like Peter Parker getting bit by the radioactive spider accept the spider this time was Antonio Brown and does the opposite effect and takes his powers away.

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