In Honor Of Marshawn Lynch’s Return Let’s Revisit The ‘Hold My Dick’ Run


With the return of Beast Mode let’s revisit the run that put Marshawn Lynch on the map. The run above was one of the best ever and the narration from the same guy who did the Greg Jennings Madden video re-did this masterpiece. The fact Darren Sharper (disavowing) is playing in this game makes it even better. This is also a testament that teams that ‘might not deserve to be in the playoffs’ actually do. The Seahawks were 7-9 playing the 11-5 Saints at home. The Seahawks were told they had no chance. Well they beat one of the best teams in the league 41-36 that day and registered a small earthquake on the Richter Scale after Beast Mode’s run. I expect the same thing when the 12-4 49ers come into the Linc and get stomped by the 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles who everyone has counted out.

The sneaky greatest tidbit of Marshawn Lynch’s career is when he was drafted by Buffalo and thought he’d be playing in New York City and partying with Jay-Z.

Screen Shot 2019-12-24 at 2.08.27 PM

And for good measure you get a two-for because I’m feeling generous during the holidays. The Greg Jennings video that somehow only has 15 million views because I probably account for 1 million by myself.

“Fuck you Gumby!” is a 10/10 line.


I sometimes forget how awesome Marshawn was in front of a camera and I’m more than excited to have him back especially if he has to do media day during the Super Bowl again.



One of the best off the cuff videos ever with Beast Mode and Gronk

0 0 votes
Article Rating

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments