It Looks Like Antonio Brown Is Cramming In All The White Women He Can Before 2020


Antonio Brown mentioned only a mere 9 days ago. “No more white woman 2020”. Ali? Capeesh. Ya done.

Listen I don’t blame AB. As a guy who’s only had dark meat on Thanksgiving I understand the need to abstain from white women. They can be a real hassle. But it looks like AB is trying to cram as many white women into his planner as he possibly can before the New Year. He’s playing guitar like Prince with Parkinsons in this video and there’s about as much color on the Michelin Man as there is here.

We caught a couple glimpses that AB really was heading into being a musician through his Twitter. He showed us a quick 20 second beat like it was ripped off of Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight”. AB knows as much about music production as he knows about social media etiquette.


This song is going to go one of two ways. Blow up like Eddie Murphy’s “Party All The Time” or take the more sure route of Kobe Bryant’s song ft. Tyra Banks.


It looks like he’s kinda going with a “Dead Presidents” vibe for his music video. I for one can’t wait for it to be released because if it’s a diss track he has plenty of enemies to inject hatred onto. Ben Roethlisberger, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Mike Tomlin, Mike Mayock, Gruden, Robert Kraft, the list goes on and on. This might become the 90s version of Hit ‘Em Up and now I just talked myself into an AB music career.


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Regardless I would like to join the pledge of No More White Women 2020 with AB. Sorry, but, If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything

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