The Fast And The Douchest Gender Reveal

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I will continue my crusade to end all gender reveals world wide by the year 2021. If I were running for president it would be my campaign slogan. This one might be the breaking point. No, no one got injured or anything but this is how guys that wear chains bought at mall kiosks are born. And I hate to be the guy to say it because I know it’s an unpopular opinion. The Fast and The Furious franchise is garbage. Top to bottom just god awful movies. “I live my life a quarter mile at a time.” Stab me in the face. People forget too, they had lil Bow Wow star in one of these shitty movies playing a character named “Twinkie.” Unacceptable. Can’t wait to see what neck tattoo this child decides to get before heading to juvey.

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