An Update On Olivia Culpo And Christian McCaffrey

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Ever since breaking up with Danny Amendola, him going completely insane and calling their sex hot with a photo of her making pancakes, Olivia Culpo has upgraded to the odds on best running back in the NFL Christian McCaffrey.

Obviously Danny was right because things seem to be going very well with Olivia and Christian. For like 6 months they’ve been trying to hide it but nothing gets by me and my internet sleuths. It started with seeing snippets of his fade in the background of other peoples stories she was tagged in. Then some adorable disposable camera developed film made things real official.IMG_0075

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No better high in life than being a top supermodel drinking an espresso martini with the best running back in the NFL, one would imagine.

This one was a little more painful to see; Olivia swapped out her Patriots jersey for a Panthers jersey while hanging out with Christian’s mom on the sidelines.

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Not only is she take home to mom material, but I have a feeling her abs don’t hurt the case either.

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The Panthers nails solidified this relationship is real. It’s the true marker of a successful couple.

Pancakes, breakfast sammies, it may just be time to crown Olivia the queen of breakfast. She knows the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach (and also the hot sex).

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Every waking moment Christian is not in North Carolina or playing in a game it seems like he’s in LA cooking gluten free keto meals with Olivia. I don’t think North Carolina is a place you just want to hang out when you have a billion dollars and look like Christian McCaffrey or Olivia Culpo.

It appears the secret to long distance relationships is a lot of Facetime, especially if one of you is shooting a Sports Illustrated swimsuit photo and the other is shirtless in an NFL locker room. These guys are always on the horn chatting probably about green juice and each others cheek bones.

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And after a long trip forcing someone to have to visit the great state of North Carolina, Christian knows how to treat a lady. Using his own air supply to blow up these balloons and still being the leagues top rusher is a sign of true love. Thank god they aren’t playing in Denver anytime soon.

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I’m happy for these two crazy kids, and maybe I’m a little happy the story ends with Danny on the Lions and Olivia with Christian McCaffrey. I don’t see Danny making any petty videos about this one. Maybe he’s matured, maybe he knows Cmac would lower a shoulder and truck him into the loge seats but things are just a little too quiet for my liking.

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