For any one of my 783 followers on Twitter, and for the rest of you that are missing out on helping me achieve my 1,000 follower goal by 2020, you know how torn up I have been about the Monday Night Football cat from the Giants Cowboys MNF game last week.
Good morning pic.twitter.com/SUT5xV0nG4
— BadGalAli (@aliweitz) November 6, 2019
I’ve reached out MULTIPLE times to both the Giants, Metlife Stadium, and anyone that will listen about tracking down this poor lil guy and making sure he’s given enough treats and in a warm home before December. As far as I’m concerned there is something much deeper going on here and I’ve got a few conspiracy theories about this viral sensation. To no avail, I don’t actually believe anyone at Metlife Stadium or inside the Giants organization is trying to locate this superstar. Some would go as far as saying they are in favor of animal abuse if they don’t try harder to locate it as we’re supposed to get SNOW this week, but I’m not sure I’ll go that far.
#BlackCat Update 😺⤵️ pic.twitter.com/BNtEuq1oSv
— MetLife Stadium (@MetLifeStadium) November 7, 2019
Willing to go even further, the Cowboys seem to think this is some sick joke. That the life of a poor homeless, scared cat is funny for some reason. Before the game we had MNF cat tshirts mocking the petrified kitten.
Cowboys still repping the black cat from MNF 😂
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) November 11, 2019
Typical Cowboys, they took it one step further by announcing the MNF cat in their lineup before the game. You fucking scrubs wish you had someone even half as talented in their left paw as this MNF cat does.
The Cowboys included the “MVP Rally Cat” in their starters shown on the jumbotron 😂
(via @dallascowboys) pic.twitter.com/usNoDfrums
— ESPN (@espn) November 11, 2019
The Cowboys were so focused on trolling this beautiful feline they forgot to worry about beating an Adam Thielen-less Kirk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings and they deserve every moment of pain and suffering that it caused. You want to fuck around about the life of an innocent kitty, let alone a black cat, you see what type of wrath is coming your way. Dallas might just be cursed forever for these sick jokes. Enjoy Dak’s air humping. PETA’s next.
The internet went off on Dak's pregame routine last night. 😂
Here are some of the best Dak Dancin' memes: https://t.co/TxhZBqeHiG pic.twitter.com/btjYy0XMry
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) November 11, 2019