Not much to say here, let’s jump right to the clip.￼
1 of 2: This week in the Torah, the reading is Genesis 12-17. We get to know Abraham and hear about the covenant of circumcision. Here is some #NailsBiblicalAnalysis, and I also have some thoughts here about my own (very successful!) circumcision, as well as #AnteaterDicks I saw. pic.twitter.com/NdQhhP50Jk
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) November 7, 2019
I mean the guy is a content machine. Just quietly on a Thursday morning you can go to Twitter and hear about Lenny Dykstra’s circumcised penis and all the “anteater dicks” hehe’s seen in his life. His words, not mine.￼ I just love this fucking guy. The fact that the Phillies didn’t even give him a call to be their manager is just preposterous.
Lenny Dykstra could easily be a third base coach.￼￼ The Phillies would lead the league in in the park homeruns and getting tossed out at home. Because there’s no way on God’s green earth Lenny is throwing up a stop sign at third.￼
If you don’t follow him on Twitter you’re an absolute noodle. This type of content is just daily for this guy. I need a Camera on Lenny 24/7. ￼￼ God bless America and God blessed Lenny Dykstra.￼