BENCHES CLEAR AS JOEL EMBIID AND KARL ANTHONY-TOWNS GO AT IT pic.twitter.com/pXrCukYQPK
— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) October 31, 2019
— Serena Winters (@SerenaWinters) October 31, 2019
We’ve got benches clearing in South Philly tonight! Karl Anthony Towns comes up swinging as he gets bullied by Joel Embiid for the 15th+ time in his career! The Broad Street Bullies have been reincarnated in the form of the 2019 Sixers.
We’ve got Ben Simmons tapping out motherfuckers with a rear naked choke!
Did Simmons make KAT tap??? pic.twitter.com/qhUSiI6itn
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) October 31, 2019
This situation is almost biblical! The Minnesota Timberwolves thought they were going to be the team of destiny for the next 10 years with their own Big 3 of KAT, Wiggins, and Jimmy Butler. Not only did we rob them of Jimmy, but we emasculates them in a nice old school brawl. This cemented the Sixers as majority shareholder of the East for control of the next 10 years. They won the game and they won the brawl that ensued. I’m surprised we don’t have Matisse Thybulle putting dudes in the Sharpshooter or Mike Scott giving Wiggins Sweet Chin Music! I would hate to be a fan of any other team! I love this fucking team, I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it!
Whoever is the Mayor of Philly has to vacate their position tomorrow because that jurisdiction is now Embiid’s
I mean Embiid’s fucking shadow boxing after getting ejected!
Joel Embiid had Philly in a frenzy moments after being ejected. pic.twitter.com/7UJKheYHMs
— ESPN (@espn) October 31, 2019
Who’s your daddy, KAT! Say it! Joel Embiid is your daddy!