Kanye West Is Addicted To Porn & That Is Why My Ears Haven’t Experienced ‘Jesus Is King’ Yet

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Kanye West has taking everyone for a ride over these last couple of months with his album Jesus Is King. It was originally supposed to come out September 27th when Kim Kardashian tweeted this pic.

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Then it was shelved until Kanye tweeted it was coming out today. Well where is it Kanye?   You pulled this shit with Life of Pablo where you released it on Spotify, pulled it to remaster, and then released it again with a whole different tracklist. Now you’re going to tell me it was coming out at midnight.

And then backtrack 7 hours later?

Maybe you shouldn’t be showing up to random PATH station lobby’s at 2AM to perform your Sunday Service..on a Friday? and focusing on mixing that album you’ve been promising us for months.

I need answers ‘Ye! And then we finally got them…

Kanye West has a full blown porn addiction when he first discovered a Playboy magazine at 5. He then goes on to say the porn addiction has been monumental in everything he’s ever done.

Well that’s a win for the Pro-Porn crusaders! Without Kanye discovering a centerfold of a blonde with very tasteful bush on a beautiful August summer’s night in 1982, we wouldn’t have Graduation or New Registration! We wouldn’t have My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Yeezus, or Life of Pablo! We wouldn’t have the best TV musical performance ever on Chappelle’s Show (criminal ‘The Food’ isn’t on YouTube). We wouldn’t have the Taylor Swift Incident, nor the Watch The Throne collab with Jay-Z! Thank you porn!

How about Kanye though asking collaborators not to have sex while they were working on the album?

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If I was an audio engineer on the album, I’d be like do what you want with your life crazy guy. Easy for you to say after you’ve had sex a billion times. Don’t ruin my life as I’m some audio engineer getting paid nothing and working 20 hour days, sleeping in a studio. I already have to deal with your crazy Bible preaching, I need to let off some steam. This would never fly in Mark Hanna’s world.

 

Kanye just release the album bro, have it go #1, and then go back to your Burning Man/Sunday Service events on the weekends. I could really use some new music going into the weekend.

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