Not all hero’s wear capes… Some use a McLovin ID, and get arrested

Apparently a 20 year old kid in Iowa City named Daniel Alfredo Burleson was arrested at a bar a few days ago.

First: Is that the greatest name of all time? It’s gotta he like top 7. Is he a pasta? Is a he former NFL Wide Receiver? Or is he just quiet possibly the coolest kid in Iowa?

Image – WSVN

That’s also the happiest/I don’t give a fuck mugshot of all time.

Well, Daniel… Who again is 20 years old, not the “legal” age to drink alcohol in America was at a bar in Iowa city. He was spotted by police in the bar with a drink in his hand…

When asked he admitted the drink was vodka. After talking with police they brought him outside where he presented his real ID, showing that he was 20 years old.

Well, how did Daniel get into the bar?

WSVN “Officers said they asked Burleson for his fake ID, to which he responded he didn’t have one. However, when Burleson went through his wallet, police said they could see his “fake Hawaii ID with the name ‘McLovin DOB 06/03/1981.””

And, he even said he got it from Amazon. God Bless you Jeff Bezos.

So this kid legit got into a bar with a McLovin ID and got smashed. At that point the cops need to just say.. Touché and let the kid have his night. I mean, he clearly won. The bouncers and the cops took a big L on that one. Move on, clearly can’t arrest him on this.

Gif – Giphy

Even Seth Rogan loves it.

Today we salute you Daniel. And if you are ever in the Philadelphia area once you are 21 come have some beers on Branded with us.


P.S. He is still broke from paying off the ticket so feel free to Venmo him some cash: @ Dan-Burleson

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