“Family” Discovered after 9 years living in an “end of world” bunker in the Netherlands after kid escapes and slams five beers at a bar..

Yes, you read the title correct. For the past nine years while you have been living your life there has been a group of six people living in a “end of times bunker” outside of Amsterdam.

Wait what? I don’t think I could last nine hours in a small bunker let alone nine hours. And… With six people, no chance .

BBC “We found six people living in a small space in the house which could be locked but wasn’t a basement,” police said in a statement late on Tuesday.”

Apparently the ring leader of the whole operation was a 58 year old man. The man had first been thought to be the father of the six “young adults” (ages 18-25) but later was found out not to be, and was arrested.

The people in the town were quote: “shocked” they had only ever seen the 58 year old man and thought he was the only one living on the secluded farm.


So how were they found? The eldest of the group somehow escaped. And what was the first thing he did?

Found a phone and called police? Nope. Oh, went to the police station? Wrong again. Found the first person he saw and yelled HELP!!!! Nah…

He found a pub. Because ya damn right he did.

BBC “Bar owner Chris Westerbeek described how a man had come in, ordered five beers and drunk them. “Then I had a chat with him and he revealed he had run away and needed help… then we called the police,” he said.”

Listen, this is serious and not a laughing matter… I get that. But the dude immediately went to a bar and slammed five beers before he even mentioned that he needed some help. I mean that’s gotta be one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard.

He apparently also looked like a combination of Tom Hanks in Castaway/Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump when he ran across America.

BBC “He had long hair, a dirty beard, wore old clothes and looked confused. He said he’d never been to school and hadn’t been to the barber for nine years.”

I honestly think I’ve gotten 763 haircuts in the last nine years. I’m surprised he didn’t slam the five brews, head over to the barber and then maaaaaybe ask for some help.

But seriously, thank god this kid got out and saved his other brothers and sisters from this crazy man’s bunker. But I need to know more… How did this happen? I will keep an eye on this story and you will know more when I know more.

But if this doesn’t prove that “preppers” are the craziest mother fuckers in the world… I don’t know what will.

Feature Image – BBC

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