Breaking News: Rob Gronkowski will be on Fox Sports pregame show for Thursday Night Football. First blogged by me. A guy who lives in Philadelphia and cannot stand the Patriots.
I know I haven’t made a lot of friends in these first two weeks of blogging, but when the Boston Pageview King of All Kings does anything from spiking a watermelon through the crust of the Earth to letting out a wet fart followed by a ’69’ joke, I’d expect it to be blogged. There’s a good chance the headline, “Gronk Lets Out A Wet Fart And Follows It Up With A 69 Joke’ would get a million pageviews in the New England area.
How about this statement from Gronk after the news broke?!
“I’m extremely excited to be joining FOX Sports,” Gronkowski said in a statement. “For the past 25 years, they’ve offered viewers top-notch NFL programming from the field to the booth to the studio. Their deep talent roster is unmatched, which was important for me as I embark on this new chapter in my life because I’ll be able to learn from the best in the business.”
And to think I thought he was a big dumb idiot for the last 10 years.
But thank god we got another Power Rankings from Eddie. Or let’s honor Ali like she’s a fucking war hero because she changed jerseys mid-game. Or god-knows-what Boats is doing in his bedroom.
I’m the goat. Any questions? @branded_sports pic.twitter.com/2GLtk3PKvM
— Joey Boats (@joey_boats) October 8, 2019
I know no one in Boston can carry a full time job that actually requires 8 hours a day of work. Just look at GE as the litmus test of corporations in Boston.
But, don’t worry Boston guys I’ve got your back. Just continuing to clean up the mess, bringing my lunch pail everyday, and blogging my dick off.
